The trouble with wearing your heart on your sleeve is that it takes strong armies to keep it there. So we thought we'd build one. And our weapons will be words. And together we will tongue lash the tedious and broadside the boring.

So far our stuff seems to have inspired a great deal of loyalty and passion which is extremely inspiring. It seems that when people get it, they really get it.

But others of you are just plain crazy and obsessed and it's you lot we're talking to now.

Without coming over all Tupperware party about it, if you help us spread the word, and pledge your allegiance to our cause (complaining about things), and help us sell our wares then we will reward you. Ok it's not a new concept but neither is love and that's still going strong.

Maybe you tell your friends, maybe you hassle your local boutique to stock our shirts, maybe you hold a Bored Of party and sell our Tupperware, ok, ok. Basically if you can help us, please do, we will not be shy in showing our appreciation.

Bottom line: We'd rather pay you than some travelling rep(tile) or smarmy salesman. So if you're one of those demented souls with nothing else better to do, join our war on apathy and become an Urbane Warrior, together we will move the metropolis with manners.

Contact us for details.